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Showing posts with label one liner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label one liner. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

One night I came home very late. It was the next night.

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day! - Sunday

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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